I am approximately 40 years old and live in the leafy suburbs outside of Birmingham in the Royal village of Aldridge-on-Sea, a quiet place noted for its incomplete 1970’s car park and abundance of discount stores and charity shops.

I occupy most of my time carrying out menial duties for the cats that share my house.  I know a cracking owl sanctuary.  In my spare time I enjoy photography, classical music, prog rock, fitness equipment research and slipping Alan Partridge quotes into conversations.  My greatest achievement is every single time I have parallel parked. I work great on my own or as part of a team.

All the information you need can be found on the Wikipedia page for Aldridge.  There is no need to visit it, I’ve copied the relevant bits below for your information.